The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think my nap took me to another dimension
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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