the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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