We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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