..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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