I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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