I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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