i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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