Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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