seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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