My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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