I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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