I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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