sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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