sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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