Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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