I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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