Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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