Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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