i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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