Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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