this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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