He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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