Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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