I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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