Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
there was a trapeze. enough said
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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