it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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