whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
even my farts smell like vagina
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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