Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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