i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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