I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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