Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
As shirtless as possible
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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