the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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