I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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