Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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