I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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