I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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