You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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