You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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