end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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