i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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