Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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