I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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