Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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