Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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