my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
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I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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