she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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