I wanna bring you to show and tell
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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