Your dad touched me again.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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