I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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