I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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