The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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