i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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