i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
this just has baby written all over it
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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