he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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