I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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