i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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