Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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