going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
If I die, sorry about rent.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
