No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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